Curse

Jetdoc · Mar 22, 2006, 05:40 PM // 17:40

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Originally Posted by kvndoom

There's a desert Hydra mesmer boss called "Hack Chack Shwack" or something very close to that.

Sounds like a Lorena Bobbitt reference.

Mavrik · Mar 22, 2006, 06:56 PM // 18:56

All the grawl bosses outside Droknar towards Port Sledge crack me wup

Shigernafy · Mar 22, 2006, 09:29 PM // 21:29

Name with a sexual reference that was mentioned earlier perhaps?

Magus elenfea · Mar 22, 2006, 09:40 PM // 21:40

something the displeased

we were like "why is she displeased?"

oh and

"siege wurm"<--- mispelled with a complementarry "Wurm sige" attack.

Jormund · Mar 22, 2006, 09:49 PM // 21:49

I can't beleive nobody has gone after the White Mantle names yet, they have by far the worst names for their heroes.

Holt The Iron Boot Heel... I mean come on, hes named after a boot heel, and they even use the extra word to make sure you know its made of iron?

Cyrus The Unflattering, because what kind of hero is that uncharismatic: "When the White Mantle Justiciars just aren't enough to stop the chosen, they send in... CYRUS THE UNFLATTERING!"

The New Guy · Mar 22, 2006, 10:59 PM // 22:59

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Originally Posted by Leonof

There is two btw it's Edibbo and Alana pekpek. Most of my friends and guildies laugh at the site of these two lol.

ROFL!!! That is funny!

Satros · Mar 23, 2006, 12:34 AM // 00:34

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Originally Posted by lyra_song

Skit Skizzle!

nuff said.

Nilator · Mar 23, 2006, 01:21 AM // 01:21

Bladed Aaxte
They use SWORDS!!! not Axe, which is almost in their name.

Blind Rage · Mar 23, 2006, 04:47 AM // 04:47

I remember coming across 2 pinesoul, i think their names were, " deep root" and "quick root".

in new zealand "root" is slang for having sex with someone,

eg. I rooted the (fill in blank)

Ishmaeel · Mar 23, 2006, 07:37 AM // 07:37

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Originally Posted by Nilator

Bladed Aaxte They use SWORDS!!! not Axe, which is almost in their name.

The correct spelling is Aatxe and this has nothing to do with axes. It's a mythological beast. See here : http://www.answers.com/aatxe

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Originally Posted by Magus elenfea

"siege wurm"<--- mispelled with a complementarry "Wurm sige" attack.

Wurm is not actually a misspelling for worm but a word that has been evolved from wyrm (old english). But you're correct in that GW wurms are actually worms

The name has been in use in other FRP universes. In AD&D, for instance, wurms are dragon-like things, IIRC.

Ishmaeel · Mar 23, 2006, 07:45 AM // 07:45

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Originally Posted by Naxohs Seralna

Come on! I don't know any Turkish people.

At least send me a PM with what his name means, please!

Heh. In fact, it is not outright obscene, more like a cutesy insult with a harsh undertone. The word "Mokmok" does not even mean anything but it comes out like "wham-bam" as in "thank you, m'am". The root of the other word, "Ana" means mother.

The closest translation would be : "Bambam your mother"

lg5000 · Mar 23, 2006, 08:40 AM // 08:40

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Originally Posted by Blind Rage

I remember coming across 2 pinesoul, i think their names were, " deep root" and "quick root".

in new zealand "root" is slang for having sex with someone,

eg. I rooted the (fill in blank)

deep root is the npc outside ventaries refuge and for some weird reason, I keep thinking 'deep throat' every time I read his name...

shadowfell · Mar 23, 2006, 08:44 AM // 08:44

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Originally Posted by Ishmaeel

The correct spelling is Aatxe and this has nothing to do with axes. It's a mythological beast. See here : http://www.answers.com/aatxe

Wurm is not actually a misspelling for worm but a word that has been evolved from wyrm (old english). But you're correct in that GW wurms are actually worms

The name has been in use in other FRP universes. In AD&D, for instance, wurms are dragon-like things, IIRC.

wyrms actually.. in DnD

and I happen to like Odeon the Displeased...

He's really pissed off..

Jormund · Mar 23, 2006, 08:48 AM // 08:48

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Originally Posted by Ishmaeel

Wurm is not actually a misspelling for worm but a word that has been evolved from wyrm (old english). But you're correct in that GW wurms are actually worms

The name has been in use in other FRP universes. In AD&D, for instance, wurms are dragon-like things, IIRC.

Actually I think Wurms are supposed to be very very large Worms, at least that's what I've gathered from playing MT:G, which the devs have mentioned on occassion, as Wurm creatures generally are drawn to look like... very large worms (and sometimes with draconic heads). Then again, I really probably don't know what I'm talking about and just trying to take an aimed shot into the dark. Just stuff I've noticed about the name :P .

Ishmaeel · Mar 23, 2006, 08:54 AM // 08:54

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Originally Posted by shadowfell

wyrms actually.. in DnD

Thanks for the clarification.

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Originally Posted by Jormund

Actually I think Wurms are supposed to be very very large Worms, at least that's what I've gathered from playing MT:G, which the devs have mentioned on occassion, as Wurm creatures generally are drawn to look like... very large worms (and sometimes with draconic heads). Then again, I really probably don't know what I'm talking about and just trying to take an aimed shot into the dark. Just stuff I've noticed about the name :P .

Yeah, I did a bit of research and wurms (wyrms, to be exact) are european dragons with serpent-like bodies. Of course, when the mythology in itself cannot agree on their appearance it's only natural that different fantasy universes will depict them in different shapes. A dragon, a large worm, or a combination of them in any ratio would count as wurms, apparently.

Tarkin · Mar 23, 2006, 10:58 AM // 10:58

Palila Uggugg is a Necromancer Grawl boss found in Old Ascalon.

Valetudo Rubor is a Titan ranger boss. "Valetudo rubor" in my native language is like "i can do everything blush"

Vrek Qwek Spek

For more

http://www.guildwiki.org/wiki/Category:Monster_stubs

Moa Bird Cultist · Mar 23, 2006, 02:26 PM // 14:26

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Originally Posted by kvndoom

This isn't my pick for the worst, just the funniest.

There's a desert Hydra mesmer boss called "Hack Chack Shwack" or something very close to that. Whenever I see him, I get images of thick yellow mucous, the kind that accompanies a very bad cold...

/Signed - as best boss name in GW, of course

Former Ruling · Mar 23, 2006, 02:44 PM // 14:44

One I laughed at was "Garr the Merciful" White mantle. If he is merciful why doen't he just let us pass?

Also in same mission: "Cuthbert the Chaste" They shoulda used clean....in America Chaste suggests sexual abstitence, not cleanness. Thoguh I get what they meant.

my FAVORITE boss name: Ipillo WupWup (was mentioned earlier with misspelled name)

WupWup is just fun to say.

Some honarable mentions:
Claw Fleshfixer
Torch Spitfur
Jolo Lighthaunch
etcetc

i dont even have to comment..

Selerious · Mar 23, 2006, 02:50 PM // 14:50

Chrysos the Magnetic, a mursatt elementalist boss.

quick throw some iron at the fiend.

Alleji · Mar 23, 2006, 08:30 PM // 20:30

Vulg Painbrain?

(ettin)